import sys,time,random
import zlib, base64, getpass, atexit
[docs]def compress(data, level=9):
''' return compressed, ASCII-encoded string '''
return base64.encodestring(zlib.compress(data,9))
[docs]def decompress(data):
''' return uncompressed data '''
return zlib.decompress(base64.decodestring(data))
typing_speed = 100 #wpm
[docs]def slow_type(t):
for l in t:
sys.stdout.write(l)
sys.stdout.flush()
time.sleep(random.random()*10.0/typing_speed)
print ''
[docs]def display(name):
user = getpass.getuser()
if compress(user) in faces:
nl.notify(decompress(faces[compress(user)][name]))
[docs]def set_goodbye():
atexit.register(display,'goodbye')
faces = {
'eNrLLcqvyk3MAwAMOAMF\n': {
'greeting': 'eNplUDEKwzAM3P2KSxclBctjIS/o0B9ErSdDh0ChdNTjK9kxJalsZEln684K6MahR4mAvLMOpYSE\ng4mDXDG16FrW9YXPs7yLo+qoSkqXih7MUWM7QeB7T5uCt8XZlt2CpYqxMjoXiLNX/DTndWJQaAKF\nIuUYI2PCFHjPOjMF/fuFVrbqeBsItUjRtZteebiaHGluE3FCbTjZF6y1Sd0KEPE3AhlNRx+g9egv\nWorbgOGXYcl3qy1ZwxdvpUwA\n',
'goodbye': 'eNp1T8sKgzAQvOcrxl5iIK73iIfe+hGChJo+IK3QSqGXfHs3aqoUO5DsZGd2lgDbKPmIjb4m+qNp\nyZesFk1rattIWpbKqFDSjIzuwIgvSZAhxey9R9ffXSYmI3Iu6rtFGZ2oSLMEqgtGTVQEUCVnw8G+\nHCxu9nw9Wo+Hew7oTxguDp19Z9MGsJsnjBm54bgdVv/LTeyOtFLrxRFNg8lOJX61OWepwAc6pzyM\n'
},
'eNpLSi/KLy4GAAjDApE=\n': {
'greeting': 'eNrzSM3JyVcoyUgtStVRKM4s0gMANzUF9Q==\n',
'goodbye': 'eNpzz89PSapM1QMADcIC+A==\n'
}
}